Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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