actually, I'm a sock model
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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