He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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