I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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