Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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