Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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