we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
