shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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