I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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