Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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