Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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