we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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