C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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