im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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