hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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