I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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