she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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