So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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