VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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