he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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