Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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