I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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