My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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