White coat. Heels.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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