Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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