I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I want her autograph on my taint
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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