like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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