I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize