You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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