Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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