remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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