I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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