I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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