so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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