why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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