32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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