hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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