The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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