the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
