I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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