This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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