belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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