I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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