I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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