So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I could make wine with my vomit
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
