i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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