They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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