doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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