dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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