You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
