cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize
