Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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