And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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