I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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