I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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