I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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